Not sure WHO or WHAT I am anymore..


I have become more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.


The following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born white, which makes me a racist.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.


I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.


I am older than 70 and retired, which makes me a useless old man or woman!

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family, therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me anti-social.

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.


I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!


And now, my newest problem: I’m not sure which bathroom to use!?!

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